Phone rings....
"Hello, my name is Steve I'm from blah blah research company, we doing a short 1 minute survey, would you like to answer some questions?"
Me," Erm......no, not really."
Steve, "It will only take one minute, I'm sure you have time?"
Me, "No, sorry, I'm off to the pub now, the taxi's just pulled up, have a good evening."
Clenches fist, air punch - WINNER, oh yes!
