Saturday, January 28, 2012

michel roux? i think not

Last night Nelly and her mate Thumbs (she is permanently attached to her phone by the thumbs) had a sleep over, this involved eating vast amounts of Doritos (tangy cheese in flavour, vibrant orange in colour) and drinking lots of Tango (which we all know is like giving amphetamine to a druggy). They his the sugar rush at about 9pm while watching Lake Placid (brilliant monster movie about a man eating croc), they had given up on Inception as after 10 minutes no one knew what the heck was going on!

The sugar rush subsided and they headed off to a quiet bedtime.
I woke up to Nelly at my bedroom door asking, "Can we make brownies?" I agreed and laid in bed for....all of 2 minutes. I decided I ought to supervise or at least provide a fire fighting presence - if required!
In fact they did ok, and pretty much tidied up.
The thing that made the most mess was when they went to eat the brownies, they were so hard as to be inedible.
In the end they used them as hockey pucks on the kitchen floor.
I persuaded the girls to chuck them in the bin before their teeth and my floor tiles cracked.