Yesterday the humane pigeon trap arrived. I played and played with it and eventually got it to work.
Today I went to work, knowing that there wouldn't be any one there to try and catch Dean the Pigeon.
When I arrived I knew I was on a hiding to nothing as there was still grain left there from yesterday, so Dean obviously wouldn't be hungry enough to come and play with my trap. However I set it, made a cup of tea and waitied. And waited, and waited. Not a dickie bird.
After an hour I retrieved the empty trap. Dean was peering down at me from one of the buildings, looking very healthy, I swear I heard him laughing.
I'll not feed him over the weekend, then come Monday, he will be mine. mwahhahahahah.
