Look out world, Shouty Grandad is doing a car boot sale at the weekend.
Last time I went with him in about 20 years ago, he had hair clippers for sale. They were electric but old. I know they were old. We bought them with the Embassy coupons from ciggies.
"Never been used." He said.
"Not brand new Dad, there's hair clippings in the box."
Another time he sold a broken wheelbarrow, as the lady wheeled it away, the barrow fell off the wheel. The lady brought it back for a refund only for Shouty Grandad to sell it again later as a ' garden ornament'.
He has no shame.
