Lift Off!

At work yesterday, after 2 weeks without our main 'workhorse' photocopier/printer working, 3 engineer visits and input from the IT guy.... the photocopier was finally fixed.
After it's ordeal I thought it should have a name, I thought long and hard and in the end posted this note on the copier.

"SIMON is fixed, if you break him, you must fix him. (named after an ex-boyfriend who could only do one thing at a time and only worked intermittently.)