Mr Fink and I were sitting in the living room last night.
"I've got a new film, would you like to watch it?" Says he.
"Has it got zombies in? I know what you're like for zombie films." says I.
"Nope, no zombies." promises Mr Fink.
"Ok then, as long as there are no zombies, I won't be able to sleep if there's zombies in it."
"There's no zombies, you'll be fine."
We watch the film - 90 minutes of a paranormal investigator, locked up in the spookiest hotel room in the world with every nasty thing happening to him you can think of.
"Right then, off to bed." says I.
"I'll be up in a minute, just got to put this computer away."
"UP IN A MINUTE! You don't think I'm going up there by myself do you? I'm shaking in me boots."
"I dunno what you're worried about, there wern't any zombies in it."
DOH
